PHILLIES ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS… BITCHES!!!!

Written by nelson on October 30, 2008 – 12:25 am -

2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS!!!!
 

To the Tampa Bay Rays and their fairweather fans…

FUCK YOU!!!

And to Joe Buck, Tim McGarver, all of FOX, ESPN, Fernando Vina, the Baseball Tonight crew, XM Radio and their shitty talk show hosts, and basically everyone outside the city of Philadelphia…

FUCK YOU!!!

i CAN’T BELIEVE that no one thought this team could win it all–even after a close, but phenomenal game 1 win behind ace cole hamels, a loss in game 2 that was hardly overpowering by the rays, a spectacular and hard-fought victory in game 3, and a total shellacking in game 4. even up until the very moments before resuming game 5, all you idiots were saying that the rays had the momentum and would win in 7. you guys should really take your jobs more seriously as baseball analysts and stop saying what you think will get you ratings. you mistakingly underrated this team, and completely overrated the effectiveness of that rays bullpen. praise david price all you want, but he’s got a long way to go before he proves that he’s got the right stuff. and god bless the rays for thinking they had the momentum and looking forward to games 6 and 7, all before game 5 was even over!!! anyway, thanks for counting the PHILLIES out of it all post-season long. i look forward to you counting them out of it next season, too.

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I tried to do handstands for you.

Written by nelson on October 27, 2008 – 1:42 pm -

i’ve got this Chairlift song stuck in my head now after seeing that dang ipod commercial a gazillion times on tv…

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